Three things I’ve learned today:
1. You never outgrow the Yergler “freak-accident-prone” genes. (Don’t worry; everyone is okay.)
2. Referring to #1, big glass things can be broken in weird and unexpected ways (e.g. By barely touching them) Karen can also attest to this.
3. Not related to #1 or 2, but if you put even the most minute, itty-bitty piece of tuna on Bree’s grilled cheese sandwich, she WILL notice. So much for being sneaky and trying to get her to branch out.
