{"id":988,"date":"2008-03-21T14:48:56","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T21:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2008-03-21T14:48:56","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T21:48:56","slug":"observations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"Observations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Observations about our almost-three-year old:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She exemplifies the phrase, &#8220;Ants in her pants&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>At night, potty training has some similarities to having a baby in that you are awoken in the middle of the night, except instead of changing a diaper you have to blearily sit for long periods of time in the bathroom while you wait for your child to pee. And sometimes they don&#8217;t pee at all, which is very frustrating.<\/li>\n<li>She does not know what &#8220;hurry&#8221; means.<\/li>\n<li>She&#8217;s got dawdling mastered<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Observations about our almost-three-year old: She exemplifies the phrase, &#8220;Ants in her pants&#8221; At night, potty training has some similarities to having a baby in that you are awoken in the middle of the night, except instead of changing a diaper you have to blearily sit for long periods of time in the bathroom while [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}