{"id":863,"date":"2007-08-18T22:44:08","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T05:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=896"},"modified":"2018-05-29T14:09:08","modified_gmt":"2018-05-29T21:09:08","slug":"kiss-my-elbow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=863","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Elbow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greg was rocking Adrianna in our glider chair last night and she asked him for a kiss. So he kissed her sweetly on her nose.<\/p>\n<p>This prompted a little game.<\/p>\n<p>Adrianna requested, &#8220;Kiss my hand&#8221;. So Greg kissed her hand.<br \/>\nAdrianna held up her other hand and said, &#8220;Kiss my ah-one hand.&#8221; So Greg kissed the other hand.<br \/>\n&#8220;Kiss my elbow,&#8221; as she held up her elbow. Greg kissed her elbow.<br \/>\n&#8220;Kiss my ah-one elbow.&#8221; Being a good daddy, Greg kissed her other elbow.<br \/>\n&#8220;Kiss my arm.&#8221; Greg kissed her arm.<br \/>\n&#8220;Kiss my ah-one arm.&#8221; Greg complied once again.<\/p>\n<p>Then, she thought for a moment, having run out of body parts that can easily be held up for kisses. So she started back requesting kisses for her hands and elbows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greg was rocking Adrianna in our glider chair last night and she asked him for a kiss. So he kissed her sweetly on her nose. This prompted a little game. Adrianna requested, &#8220;Kiss my hand&#8221;. So Greg kissed her hand. Adrianna held up her other hand and said, &#8220;Kiss my ah-one hand.&#8221; So Greg kissed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3004,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions\/3004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}