{"id":821,"date":"2007-05-30T21:40:14","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T03:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=851"},"modified":"2007-05-30T21:40:14","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T03:40:14","slug":"the-ants-go-marching-one-by-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=821","title":{"rendered":"The Ants Go Marching One by One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hurrah, hurrah.<\/p>\n<p>My parents were kind enough to watch our dogs while we were in Chicago this past weekend. I miss them quite a bit, especially after Adrianna eats dinner. We didn&#8217;t realize just how messy a toddler can be until we had to clean up the floor afterwards ourselves. Usually the dogs take care of that for us.<\/p>\n<p>While we were gone, there were a few leftover dog food kibbles in the dogs&#8217; food dish. This food dish must have a beacon on it that attracts young children, because Adrianna cannot resist playing with their food and water. Today while I was busy making dinner, she exclaimed, &#8220;Ants!&#8221; She knows an ant when she sees one, so I walked over to the dog&#8217;s dish to check it out and sure enough, there were ants in it. Lots of itty bitty black ants. I immediately washed the bowl&#8217;s contents, ants and all, down the sink and sprayed the line of ants on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>I have been feeling phantom creepy crawlies all over my body ever since. *shudder*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hurrah, hurrah. My parents were kind enough to watch our dogs while we were in Chicago this past weekend. I miss them quite a bit, especially after Adrianna eats dinner. We didn&#8217;t realize just how messy a toddler can be until we had to clean up the floor afterwards ourselves. Usually the dogs take care [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,12,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-chloe-and-molly","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}