{"id":7911,"date":"2017-12-02T21:20:17","date_gmt":"2017-12-03T04:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=7911"},"modified":"2020-09-07T21:22:57","modified_gmt":"2020-09-08T04:22:57","slug":"birthmark-twinsie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=7911","title":{"rendered":"Birthmark Twinsie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Met my birthmark twinsie at Beau Jo&#8217;s Pizza tonight. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\u00f0\u0178\u02dc\u201e\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t71\/2\/16\/1f604.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve never met another person with a port wine stain as large as mine or with one that travels up the length of their arm. It was even the same arm, though he also had a cool tattoo sleeve complementing his. I may not have noticed it had he not pointed it out. Maybe I need to get a tattoo sleeve. Hmmmm&#8230;(Knowing my low tolerance to pain, maybe not.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wanted to ask him how far his birthmark went (like if it went onto his shoulder like mine) but I didn&#8217;t want to be all weird and Greg started teasing me that I should just ask him to take off his shirt so I could see. And the guy was young and handsome so&#8230;.yeah, that might&#8217;ve been weird. (The guy was not present for this part of the conversation.) <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\u00f0\u0178\u00a4\u00ad\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/ta2\/2\/16\/1f92d.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.46-PM-1024x388.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7912\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.46-PM.png\" data-link=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?attachment_id=7912\" class=\"wp-image-7912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.46-PM-1024x388.png 1024w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.46-PM-300x114.png 300w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.46-PM-768x291.png 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.46-PM.png 1056w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"256\" src=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.54-PM-1024x256.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7913\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.54-PM.png\" data-link=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?attachment_id=7913\" class=\"wp-image-7913\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.54-PM-1024x256.png 1024w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.54-PM-300x75.png 300w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.54-PM-768x192.png 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.21.54-PM.png 1040w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"319\" src=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.01-PM-1024x319.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7914\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.01-PM.png\" data-link=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?attachment_id=7914\" class=\"wp-image-7914\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.01-PM-1024x319.png 1024w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.01-PM-300x93.png 300w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.01-PM-768x239.png 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.01-PM.png 1040w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.07-PM-1024x260.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7915\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.07-PM.png\" data-link=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?attachment_id=7915\" class=\"wp-image-7915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.07-PM-1024x260.png 1024w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.07-PM-300x76.png 300w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.07-PM-768x195.png 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Screen-Shot-2020-09-07-at-10.22.07-PM.png 1064w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Met my birthmark twinsie at Beau Jo&#8217;s Pizza tonight. I&#8217;ve never met another person with a port wine stain as large as mine or with one that travels up the length of their arm. It was even the same arm, though he also had a cool tattoo sleeve complementing his. I may not have noticed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7916,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7911\/revisions\/7916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}