{"id":731,"date":"2006-12-28T16:39:53","date_gmt":"2006-12-28T23:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=744"},"modified":"2006-12-28T16:39:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-28T23:39:53","slug":"the-bearded-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=731","title":{"rendered":"The Bearded Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adrianna knows the names to many, many different body parts. She loves pointing to them on herself or on us and saying the name.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Teeth?&#8221; She asks, while showing and pointing to her teeth.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, those are your teeth.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Teeth?&#8221; She asks again, while pointing to my teeth.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, very good Adrianna. Those are Mommy&#8217;s teeth.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Eye?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And so it goes, on and on.<\/p>\n<p>She recently has learned a new word: &#8220;Bee-eh&#8221; which is her way of saying &#8220;Beard.&#8221; Greg has a beard and he taught her this word after she kept pointing at the beard on his chin.<\/p>\n<p>Well, now she points to my chin and says, &#8220;Bee-eh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I will try and correct her, saying, &#8220;No, that is Mommy&#8217;s <em>chin<\/em>. Chin. Mommies don&#8217;t have beards. Daddy has a beard, but Mommies don&#8217;t have beards.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bee-eh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I need to go look in the mirror and see if I have any stray chin hairs that need plucking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adrianna knows the names to many, many different body parts. She loves pointing to them on herself or on us and saying the name. &#8220;Teeth?&#8221; She asks, while showing and pointing to her teeth. &#8220;Yes, those are your teeth.&#8221; &#8220;Teeth?&#8221; She asks again, while pointing to my teeth. &#8220;Yes, very good Adrianna. Those are Mommy&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}