{"id":660,"date":"2006-09-22T21:19:06","date_gmt":"2006-09-23T03:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=675"},"modified":"2006-09-22T21:19:06","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T03:19:06","slug":"please-get-your-hand-off-our-waitresss-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"Please get your hand off our waitress&#8217;s butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Add that to the list of something I never thought I would have to tell my 17 month old daughter.<\/p>\n<p>I received some really good news at work today. To celebrate, Greg took me to PF Changs for dinner. I was happily chowing down my Mongolian Beef. It was so delicious that my attention was completely focused on my meal&#8230;until I heard Greg say to Adrianna, &#8220;No, no, no, Adrianna&#8221; as he reached to pull Adrianna&#8217;s hand back to her side. Our waitress was talking to some customers at the table behind Adrianna&#8217;s highchair and Adrianna had turned around and reached her hand out to touch the waitress&#8217;s butt. Oh dear. I am not sure if actual contact was made. Let&#8217;s hope not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Add that to the list of something I never thought I would have to tell my 17 month old daughter. I received some really good news at work today. To celebrate, Greg took me to PF Changs for dinner. I was happily chowing down my Mongolian Beef. It was so delicious that my attention was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}