{"id":6568,"date":"2015-07-25T22:23:12","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T05:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=6568"},"modified":"2020-08-25T22:24:45","modified_gmt":"2020-08-26T05:24:45","slug":"toothpaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=6568","title":{"rendered":"Toothpaste"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Of course it would be Cate that would eat toothpaste and make me have to call Poison Control. (No worries; turns out she didn&#8217;t cross over into the toxic zone.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Miss Cater-tot decided she was done with nap time and sneakily hopped out of her crib (which is already turned backwards against the wall to make the gate higher) and decorated herself and the bathroom with a small tube of toothpaste. It looked like she was trying to use it as actual paste as she had pasted several papers to the cabinet. Gotta give her points for scientific and\/or artistic creativity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/07252016_001-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/07252016_001-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/07252016_001-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/07252016_001-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/07252016_001.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course it would be Cate that would eat toothpaste and make me have to call Poison Control. (No worries; turns out she didn&#8217;t cross over into the toxic zone.) Miss Cater-tot decided she was done with nap time and sneakily hopped out of her crib (which is already turned backwards against the wall to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6568"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6570,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6568\/revisions\/6570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}