{"id":6458,"date":"2015-05-20T19:38:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T02:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=6458"},"modified":"2020-08-25T19:41:47","modified_gmt":"2020-08-26T02:41:47","slug":"fowts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=6458","title":{"rendered":"Fowts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So someone taught our 2yo how to make fart noises and then exclaim, &#8220;Ew, Mommy, you fowted!&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to be angry when she is so dang cute when she&#8217;s saying it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/05012015_009-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/05012015_009-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/05012015_009-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/05012015_009-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/05012015_009-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/05012015_009-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So someone taught our 2yo how to make fart noises and then exclaim, &#8220;Ew, Mommy, you fowted!&#8221; It&#8217;s hard to be angry when she is so dang cute when she&#8217;s saying it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6458"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6462,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6458\/revisions\/6462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}