{"id":6428,"date":"2015-03-22T22:04:43","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T05:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=6428"},"modified":"2020-08-23T22:07:03","modified_gmt":"2020-08-24T05:07:03","slug":"funny-but-real-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=6428","title":{"rendered":"Funny (but real) Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Any idea why there&#8217;s poop on the floor in the entryway bathroom?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;A fire started in the oven!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just two texts I received on the last two evenings I was out with friends this week. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\u00f0\u0178\u02dc\u2030\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tf6\/2\/16\/1f609.png\"> Thankful to Greg for holding down the fort so I could get some much needed time away. Life with kids is always interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"744\" src=\"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screen-Shot-2020-08-23-at-11.06.20-PM-1024x744.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screen-Shot-2020-08-23-at-11.06.20-PM-1024x744.png 1024w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screen-Shot-2020-08-23-at-11.06.20-PM-300x218.png 300w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screen-Shot-2020-08-23-at-11.06.20-PM-768x558.png 768w, https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Screen-Shot-2020-08-23-at-11.06.20-PM.png 1040w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Any idea why there&#8217;s poop on the floor in the entryway bathroom?&#8221; &#8220;A fire started in the oven!&#8221; Just two texts I received on the last two evenings I was out with friends this week. Thankful to Greg for holding down the fort so I could get some much needed time away. Life with kids [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-greggor","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6428"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6428"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6430,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6428\/revisions\/6430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}