{"id":598,"date":"2006-06-23T17:10:25","date_gmt":"2006-06-23T23:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=614"},"modified":"2006-06-23T17:10:25","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T23:10:25","slug":"an-ode-to-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Poo"},"content":{"rendered":"

I would like to share a small part of my afternoon with you. By song.<\/p>\n

To be sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smoky<\/em> (aka On Top of Spaghetti<\/em>).<\/p>\n

As I changed baby’s diaper
\nI saw some poo
\nSo I grabbed me some wipies
\nTo clean up the doo.<\/p>\n

And right at that moment
\nBaby became bored
\nWhich made her decide
\nTo squirm some more<\/p>\n

And so that nice poopie
\nAnd all its galore
\nRolled out of the diaper
\nAnd onto the floor<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I would like to share a small part of my afternoon with you. By song. To be sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smoky (aka On Top of Spaghetti). As I changed baby’s diaper I saw some poo So I grabbed me some wipies To clean up the doo. And right at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}