{"id":339,"date":"2005-10-05T19:15:45","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T01:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=342"},"modified":"2005-10-05T19:15:45","modified_gmt":"2005-10-06T01:15:45","slug":"treadmill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=339","title":{"rendered":"Treadmill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I dusted off the treadmill this evening.  Literally.  It was, sadly, quite coated in the dust of neglect and idleness.  Oh yeah, and I actually walked on it for a bit too.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I noticed a few days ago that it had mysteriously unfolded itself from its upright position.  I think my dear husband is trying to tell me something.<\/p>\n<p>As I was walking, Greg came upstairs (after being outside winterizing our swamp cooler) and commented something to the effect of, &#8220;Oh, I was wondering what that thumping was.  I thought maybe you were doing laundry and the machine was unbalanced.&#8221;  haha.  I know he didn&#8217;t mean it <em>that<\/em> way, but I couldn&#8217;t help but rib him about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I dusted off the treadmill this evening. Literally. It was, sadly, quite coated in the dust of neglect and idleness. Oh yeah, and I actually walked on it for a bit too. \ud83d\ude42 I noticed a few days ago that it had mysteriously unfolded itself from its upright position. I think my dear husband [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}