{"id":3344,"date":"2009-10-31T20:02:34","date_gmt":"2009-11-01T03:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=3344"},"modified":"2019-05-20T20:03:16","modified_gmt":"2019-05-21T03:03:16","slug":"sinister-vents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=3344","title":{"rendered":"Sinister Vents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #1c1e21;\">Chloe is driving\u00c2\u00a0me crazy.\u00c2\u00a0She is convinced that there is something sinister living in our heating vents and spends all her time hovering over them expectantly and whining. Dumb dog. She goes through these obsessions over the vents a couple times a year.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chloe is driving\u00c2\u00a0me crazy.\u00c2\u00a0She is convinced that there is something sinister living in our heating vents and spends all her time hovering over them expectantly and whining. Dumb dog. She goes through these obsessions over the vents a couple times a year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chloe-and-molly","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3345,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions\/3345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}