{"id":315,"date":"2005-09-14T21:45:03","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T03:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=318"},"modified":"2005-09-14T21:45:03","modified_gmt":"2005-09-15T03:45:03","slug":"my-bologna-has-a-first-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"My bologna has a first name&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just caught Greg humming the commercial jingle for Oscar Mayer bolgona.  LOL.  I don&#8217;t think he even realized what he was humming until I started making fun of him.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My bologna has a first name.  It&#8217;s O-S-C-A-R.<br \/>\nMy bologna has a second name, it&#8217;s M-A-Y-E-R.<br \/>\nOh, I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why, I&#8217;ll say,<br \/>\n&#8220;Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just caught Greg humming the commercial jingle for Oscar Mayer bolgona. LOL. I don&#8217;t think he even realized what he was humming until I started making fun of him. My bologna has a first name. It&#8217;s O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, it&#8217;s M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it everyday, and if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-greggor","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}