{"id":312,"date":"2005-09-14T07:19:37","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T13:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=315"},"modified":"2005-09-14T07:19:37","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T13:19:37","slug":"getting-off-on-the-wrong-foot-or-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"Getting off on the wrong foot (or shoe)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I arrived to work and was walking up the stairs to the 2nd floor where my cubicle is located when I noticed something.  The toes of my shoes peaking out from underneath my jeans were different colors of brown.  At first I thought that maybe one of my shoes had just faded.  It was when I lifted up the legs of my jeans to take a closer look that it hit me.  I am not wearing matching shoes!  Sure, they are both brown, but they are so NOT from the same pair.  Of course I didn&#8217;t realize this until I was at work too.  How embarassing.  *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>This just goes to show what can happen when you are running on too little sleep.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/galleries\/2005\/websized\/shoes.jpg\" alt=\"Mismatched Shoes\" title=\"Mismatched Shoes\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I arrived to work and was walking up the stairs to the 2nd floor where my cubicle is located when I noticed something. The toes of my shoes peaking out from underneath my jeans were different colors of brown. At first I thought that maybe one of my shoes had just faded. It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}