{"id":252,"date":"2005-07-25T13:29:06","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T19:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=253"},"modified":"2005-07-25T13:29:06","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T19:29:06","slug":"rumbly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Rumbly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was pushing Adrianna in a shopping cart today at SuperTarget when I heard this rumbly noise.  Not knowing what it was, I stopped the cart in order to get a better listen.  The rumbling stopped.  Just when I was getting ready to start pushing the cart again and be on my merry way, I heard it start up once more.  It was then that I realized that it was coming from my sweet, innocent baby.  Yes, it was a grand fart; one her daddy would be proud of.  And when it was done, Adrianna flashed one of her adorable smiles.  Or was it a mischevious smirk?<\/p>\n<p>A couple of aisles later, Adrianna began to make her grunty noises.  She was pushing.  It was a red-in-the-face push.  Oh dear.  Not here!  After awhile, she stopped and I assumed all was well.<\/p>\n<p>We headed over to the baby section so I could purchase some onesies for her.  Onesies are the best invention for summertime\/home babywear &#8211; so easy and convenient!  Anyways, Adrianna became really talkative with coos and goos all over the place.  I attributed it to her being a born shopper and having a good time with mommy.<\/p>\n<p>When we finally headed out to the car, I realized why she was <em>really <\/em>so talkative and happy.  Turns out her earlier pushing hadn&#8217;t been in vain after all.  She must&#8217;ve felt like a million bucks after that one!  Good thing too, since that is about how much money we invest in diapers each month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was pushing Adrianna in a shopping cart today at SuperTarget when I heard this rumbly noise. Not knowing what it was, I stopped the cart in order to get a better listen. The rumbling stopped. Just when I was getting ready to start pushing the cart again and be on my merry way, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}