{"id":2400,"date":"2011-08-29T20:17:03","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T03:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=2400"},"modified":"2011-08-29T20:17:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T03:17:03","slug":"the-nauseous-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=2400","title":{"rendered":"The Nauseous Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"

Adrianna was playing with a toy dog today.<\/p>\n

Adrianna: My dog is a nauseous dog.
\nMe (puzzled): A nauseous dog? Why is he nauseous?
\nAdrianna: Oh, he barks a lot and is mean and doesn’t like kids.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think she meant “vicious”. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Adrianna was playing with a toy dog today. Adrianna: My dog is a nauseous dog. Me (puzzled): A nauseous dog? Why is he nauseous? Adrianna: Oh, he barks a lot and is mean and doesn’t like kids. I think she meant “vicious”. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life","category-quotables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2401,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions\/2401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}