{"id":1527,"date":"2009-07-17T17:11:30","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T23:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2009-07-17T17:12:23","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T23:12:23","slug":"the-telling-of-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1527","title":{"rendered":"The Telling of Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard this evening:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: Daddy, Daddy, I have to tell you something.<br \/>\n<strong>Greg<\/strong>: What do you have to tell me?<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: Chickenbutt.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmmm, that&#8217;s not <em>quite<\/em> how the joke goes.<\/p>\n<p>The conversation then progressed to:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: You know what?<br \/>\n<strong>Greg<\/strong>: What?<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: Teddy Bear. <em>[Insert a lot of little girl giggles here.]<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: You know what, Daddy?<br \/>\n<strong>Greg<\/strong>: What?<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: Chicken Window. <em>[Insert a lot more little girl giggles here.]<\/em>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard this evening: Adrianna: Daddy, Daddy, I have to tell you something. Greg: What do you have to tell me? Adrianna: Chickenbutt. Hmmm, that&#8217;s not quite how the joke goes. The conversation then progressed to: Adrianna: You know what? Greg: What? Adrianna: Teddy Bear. [Insert a lot of little girl giggles here.] Adrianna: You know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1529,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions\/1529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}