{"id":1330,"date":"2009-02-02T21:50:42","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T03:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2009-02-02T21:51:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T03:51:34","slug":"thankful-for-the-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1330","title":{"rendered":"Thankful for the Floor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation with Adrianna:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Adrianna:<\/strong> Mommy, it&#8217;s a good thing we have a floor to walk on!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Why&#8217;s that?<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna:<\/strong> Because if we didn&#8217;t have a floor, we would fall all the way down to the basement! And if the basement didn&#8217;t have a floor, we would fall in the dirt where all the peanuts are in!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I wish I could remember more of the conversation, because I know there were more astute observations that made me laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation with Adrianna: Adrianna: Mommy, it&#8217;s a good thing we have a floor to walk on! Me: Why&#8217;s that? Adrianna: Because if we didn&#8217;t have a floor, we would fall all the way down to the basement! And if the basement didn&#8217;t have a floor, we would fall in the dirt where all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1332,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions\/1332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}