{"id":1192,"date":"2008-10-02T23:12:15","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T05:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2008-10-02T23:12:15","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T05:12:15","slug":"bare-vs-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1192","title":{"rendered":"Bare vs Bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adrianna was not feeling well this afternoon, so I came home from work early to take care of her. I decided to go ahead and put her in her nightgown since we were going to just lounge around for the afternoon. (And she actually took a nap cuddled up next to me on the couch, so I KNOW she wasn&#8217;t feeling well.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, after she went to the bathroom, she came out into the living room so I could change her clothes. She started to sit on the couch when this conversation occurred:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Me<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t sit on the couch with your bare butt.<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: I don&#8217;t have a bear butt, Mommy.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: You don&#8217;t?<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna<\/strong>: No, I have a people butt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adrianna was not feeling well this afternoon, so I came home from work early to take care of her. I decided to go ahead and put her in her nightgown since we were going to just lounge around for the afternoon. (And she actually took a nap cuddled up next to me on the couch, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1193,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions\/1193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}