{"id":1090,"date":"2008-07-18T10:41:13","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T16:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2008-07-18T10:41:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T16:41:13","slug":"good-crackers-and-bad-crackers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1090","title":{"rendered":"Good Crackers and Bad Crackers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a conversation I overheard as Adrianna and I walked up the stairs. All voices were done by Adrianna.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Adrianna:<\/strong> Let&#8217;s bring the cracker upstairs and eat it.<br \/>\n<strong>Cracker, in a high, squeeky voice:<\/strong> NOOOO! Don&#8217;t eat me! I am a <em>good <\/em>cracker!<br \/>\n<strong>Adrianna:<\/strong> No, you are a <em>bad <\/em>cracker.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a conversation I overheard as Adrianna and I walked up the stairs. All voices were done by Adrianna. Adrianna: Let&#8217;s bring the cracker upstairs and eat it. Cracker, in a high, squeeky voice: NOOOO! Don&#8217;t eat me! I am a good cracker! Adrianna: No, you are a bad cracker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}