{"id":1088,"date":"2008-07-16T00:23:57","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T06:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=1125"},"modified":"2008-07-16T00:23:57","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T06:23:57","slug":"spider-wipes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1088","title":{"rendered":"Spider Wipes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit here, I am watching a little baby spider explore my monitor. He alternates between hanging on a web to just walking around. I don&#8217;t have the heart to do anything about him; he&#8217;s *almost* cute since he is so tiny. So there he hangs. I don&#8217;t know what it is about this corner in our loft where my computer sits, but I see baby spiders here often.<\/p>\n<p>Adrianna would tell me that I need to &#8220;wipe the spider.&#8221; I think she gets this phrase from seeing Greg grab a wad of toilet paper and doing what appears to be wiping the wall when he in reality is squashing them and then removing them.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and now he is right about where my cursor is as I am typing this. As if he is reading this post. Run little spider, run!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit here, I am watching a little baby spider explore my monitor. He alternates between hanging on a web to just walking around. I don&#8217;t have the heart to do anything about him; he&#8217;s *almost* cute since he is so tiny. So there he hangs. I don&#8217;t know what it is about this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrianna","category-our-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}