{"id":1041,"date":"2008-05-21T22:56:44","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T05:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/?p=1081"},"modified":"2018-05-30T21:01:37","modified_gmt":"2018-05-31T04:01:37","slug":"the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/?p=1041","title":{"rendered":"The Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I work for an office supply company, Corporate Express, that specializes in business-to-business sales. (Call us Dunder-Mifflin but on a larger and hopefully less dysfunctional scale.) We do not have a retail storefront; sales are conducted online or via customer service. It has been a great place to work and I absolutely love my job and my boss.<\/p>\n<p>I have shared with a few people that a competitor, Staples, has been trying to do acquire Corporate Express for the past couple of months. Staples specializes in retail office supply sales and Corporate Express, as mentioned before, is business-to-business. With the slowdown in economy, retail is going to be hit harder than a company doing business-to-business sales because, well, businesses will always need office supplies, even if they have to scale back.<\/p>\n<p>Staples started out with a couple of bids in March, but they undervalued our company and were instantly refused by the powers-that-be in our Amsterdam headquarters. But over the past couple of days, Staples has increased their bid and become even more &#8220;hostile&#8221; in their bids. (According to the business analysts, it is considered a hostile takeover attempt because the bids for takeover are unsolicited by Corporate Express and lately, they are even bypassing the board and taking the bid straight to our shareholders instead.)<\/p>\n<p>Today there was a surprising (to us peons who aren&#8217;t in the know) turn of events though. Corporate Express is purchasing another business-to-business office supply company, Lyreco. I hadn&#8217;t heard of this company before; they are based in France. Acquiring them will not only increase our share of the business-to-business market, it will also help fend off a takeover from Staples as we will be a more formidable company than before. Take that Staples!<\/p>\n<p>You can read the latest press release <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/feeds\/ap\/2008\/05\/21\/ap5033517.html\" title=\"Corporate Express buys Lyreco\" target=\"_blank\">here <\/a>if you are interested.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I work for an office supply company, Corporate Express, that specializes in business-to-business sales. (Call us Dunder-Mifflin but on a larger and hopefully less dysfunctional scale.) We do not have a retail storefront; sales are conducted online or via customer service. It has been a great place to work and I absolutely love my job [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-life","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1041"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3132,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions\/3132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noreimerreason.com\/amberandgreg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}